Sundry Glossolalia

Cool guys don’t look at explosions!

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:27:17 -0700

Cool guys don’t look at explosions!

“Don’t Stop Believin’” from Glee. This...

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:18:00 -0700

“Don’t Stop Believin’” from Glee. This must’ve been what it was like back in the 90’s when all the hippies heard their kids singing Doors songs.

Come on, Brian…use the Scribd Store!

Tue, 19 May 2009 10:33:00 -0700

Come on, Brian…use the Scribd Store!

There’s something very Norman Rockwellian about this AP...

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:46:56 -0800

There’s something very Norman Rockwellian about this AP photo of New York Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand after she was introduced by Gov. David Patterson.

"You ever have a girlfriend who cheats on you, but she doesn’t tell you right away, and she..."

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:26:00 -0800

“You ever have a girlfriend who cheats on you, but she doesn’t tell you right away, and she sort of tells you, ‘Well, I work late’? And then, ‘Well I did go to dinner with this guy, and well we did kind of make out in the car’?…I think it’s like that.”

- Dan Lyons (Fake Steve Jobs) on the announcement that Steve Jobs is sick, after all.

"He says we only have one president at a time. I’m afraid that overstates the number of..."

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:50:41 -0800

“He says we only have one president at a time. I’m afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have.”

- Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on President-elect Barack Obama on President George W. Bush

“Prop 8: The Musical!” featuring Jack Black, Neil...

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:00:04 -0800

“Prop 8: The Musical!” featuring Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, Margaret Cho, Maya Rudolph, and others!

FoxNews Channel’s website’s nuanced characterization...

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:30:13 -0800

FoxNews Channel’s website’s nuanced characterization of Sen. Chambliss’ reelection in Georgia.

"People think that I’m insane because I’m so invested with this fandom. But they’re..."

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:26:11 -0800

“”People think that I’m insane because I’m so invested with this fandom. But they’re all just jealous that the things they love aren’t this big.””

- 31-year-old Twilight fan Danylle Utley

Coca-cola says, “Once you go Blak…” Anybody...

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:40:23 -0800

Coca-cola says, “Once you go Blak…” Anybody seen or tasted this stuff?

"The ragtag band of people that remain [in the Republican Party] mainly agree that gays..."

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:09:45 -0800

“The ragtag band of people that remain [in the Republican Party] mainly agree that gays shouldn’t marry and that straights can’t have abortions and that the unmarried gays shouldn’t adopt the babies that the non-aborting straights have. The appeal of Ron Paul was his ideas, not his lovable ole’ funeral director looks. So it’s time for someone to grab those ideas…and grab control of the damn Republican party right now… before I have to listen to Mike Huckabee’s jokes, Mitt Romney’s dumb advice or Sarah Palin’s effin’ voice for the next four years.”

- Lee Stranahan, Huffington Post

Scary cat or carniverous plant? You be the judge!

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:59:46 -0800

Scary cat or carniverous plant? You be the judge!

Andy Samberg is awesome! I’ve totally met this character....

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:40:18 -0800

Andy Samberg is awesome! I’ve totally met this character. I’m gonna wager this clip is funnier if yer familiar with the minutiae of Rastafari.

Be a mind sticker.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:02:49 -0800

Be a mind sticker.

New innovations from Disney Genetic Engineering Labs!

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:05:19 -0800

New innovations from Disney Genetic Engineering Labs!

When your candidate loses the election…it’s not...

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:24:26 -0800

When your candidate loses the election…it’s not pretty.

Keith Olbermann’s special comment on Prop 8

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:13:00 -0800

Keith Olbermann’s special comment on Prop 8

"[Prop 8’s passing] is unfortunate. But it is not the end because I think this will go back..."

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:03:35 -0800

““[Prop 8’s passing] is unfortunate. But it is not the end because I think this will go back into the courts. … It’s the same as in the 1948 case when blacks and whites were not allowed to marry. This falls into the same category.””

- California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to CNN

I like ad campaigns with a well-sharpened sense of the absurd. I...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:46:00 -0800

I like ad campaigns with a well-sharpened sense of the absurd. I almost spewed soda with this one. :-D

"[Obama Chief of Staff Rahm] Emanuel’s slight build and basset hound eyes belie the..."

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:15:42 -0800

“[Obama Chief of Staff Rahm] Emanuel’s slight build and basset hound eyes belie the “Rahmbo” moniker…So does his background. The lawmaker’s interests ran to ballet, not battleground states, while growing up…A dance prodigy, he was offered a scholarship with the Joffrey Ballet but settled for a liberal arts degree from Sarah Lawrence and a master’s in communications from Northwestern.”

- Jason L. Riley, Wall Street Journal