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You ever have a girlfriend who cheats on you, but she doesn’t tell you right away, and she sort of tells you, ‘Well, I work late’? And then, ‘Well I did go to dinner with this guy, and well we did kind of make out in the car’?…I think it’s like that.
Dan Lyons (Fake Steve Jobs) on the announcement that Steve Jobs is sick, after all.
December 5, 2008
He says we only have one president at a time. I’m afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have.
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on President-elect Barack Obama on President George W. Bush
December 3, 2008
November 30, 2008
People think that I’m insane because I’m so invested with this fandom. But they’re all just jealous that the things they love aren’t this big.
31-year-old Twilight fan Danylle Utley
November 23, 2008
The ragtag band of people that remain [in the Republican Party] mainly agree that gays shouldn’t marry and that straights can’t have abortions and that the unmarried gays shouldn’t adopt the babies that the non-aborting straights have. The appeal of Ron Paul was his ideas, not his lovable ole’ funeral director looks. So it’s time for someone to grab those ideas…and grab control of the damn Republican party right now… before I have to listen to Mike Huckabee’s jokes, Mitt Romney’s dumb advice or Sarah Palin’s effin’ voice for the next four years.
Lee Stranahan, Huffington Post
November 21, 2008