June 1, 2009

Cool guys don’t look at explosions!

MTV Shows
May 22, 2009

"Don’t Stop Believin’" from Glee. This must’ve been what it was like back in the 90’s when all the hippies heard their kids singing Doors songs.

May 19, 2009

Come on, Brian…use the Scribd Store!

January 25, 2009
There’s something very Norman Rockwellian about this AP photo of New York Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand after she was introduced by Gov. David Patterson.

There’s something very Norman Rockwellian about this AP photo of New York Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand after she was introduced by Gov. David Patterson.

January 15, 2009
You ever have a girlfriend who cheats on you, but she doesn’t tell you right away, and she sort of tells you, ‘Well, I work late’? And then, ‘Well I did go to dinner with this guy, and well we did kind of make out in the car’?…I think it’s like that.
Dan Lyons (Fake Steve Jobs) on the announcement that Steve Jobs is sick, after all.
December 5, 2008
He says we only have one president at a time. I’m afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have.
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on President-elect Barack Obama on President George W. Bush
December 3, 2008

"Prop 8: The Musical!" featuring Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, Margaret Cho, Maya Rudolph, and others!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
FoxNews Channel’s website’s nuanced characterization of Sen. Chambliss’ reelection in Georgia.

FoxNews Channel’s website’s nuanced characterization of Sen. Chambliss’ reelection in Georgia.

November 30, 2008
People think that I’m insane because I’m so invested with this fandom. But they’re all just jealous that the things they love aren’t this big.
31-year-old Twilight fan Danylle Utley
November 23, 2008
Coca-cola says, “Once you go Blak…” Anybody seen or tasted this stuff?

Coca-cola says, “Once you go Blak…” Anybody seen or tasted this stuff?

The ragtag band of people that remain [in the Republican Party] mainly agree that gays shouldn’t marry and that straights can’t have abortions and that the unmarried gays shouldn’t adopt the babies that the non-aborting straights have. The appeal of Ron Paul was his ideas, not his lovable ole’ funeral director looks. So it’s time for someone to grab those ideas…and grab control of the damn Republican party right now… before I have to listen to Mike Huckabee’s jokes, Mitt Romney’s dumb advice or Sarah Palin’s effin’ voice for the next four years.
Lee Stranahan, Huffington Post
November 21, 2008
Scary cat or carniverous plant? You be the judge!

Scary cat or carniverous plant? You be the judge!

November 20, 2008

Andy Samberg is awesome! I’ve totally met this character. I’m gonna wager this clip is funnier if yer familiar with theĀ minutiaeĀ of Rastafari.

November 17, 2008

Be a mind sticker.

November 12, 2008

New innovations from Disney Genetic Engineering Labs!